Hello there and welcome to my blog. My name is Alexis and I will be your host this evening.
things to expect:
Animes
videogames
and a ton of text. Nsfw images will be tagged as such.
I hope that you enjoy your stay and come back to visit soon.
Some idiot drives to a town with bad weather and sticks his hand down the toilet to find his dead wife
Some fucking nerd is in a movie theater and his bitchy ass girlfriend gets stolen by some asshole. Then the nerd gets pulled into the movie world and fights shit in spandex.
An elf in a green shirt runs around with a lame fairy trying to get a mask back from some scarecrow.
some asshole wastes all her money on an aquarium and then fucks an alien. and then she gets killed by a holographic child.
some little assholes go to camp and earn merit badges
these a big haired dude, a girl in parachute pants and a weird cat midget try to save the world from a giant tree or something
You have to fight some fucking space wizards and all you have to do it with is a gun and this guy with a crush on you or something follows you everywhere talking in plural first person and nobody ever tells you the fucking truth.
This witch steals this bear’s sister and the bear runs around finding golden puzzle pieces (literal puzzle pieces) as he ascends her castle (which is shaped like her face). Then when he gets to the top, he just pushes her off.
One before me is Banjo Kazooie
My favorite game is the world’s best war-themed hat simulator.
So this dipshit in a lab coat starts talking to you about the world around you like you never existed before and cant even tell if you’re a boy or girl so that really fucking helps. You get paired up with this weird little monster shit that can’t do anything for a million levels and pretty easily dies all the time. You run around as the lab coat persons bitch collecting more monsters like they’re fucking stamps and battling them like dogs for cheap ass butons that control everything you do with your monsters. And get roped into figting off weird bad guys in circus costumes ALL THE FUCKING TIME. And in the end you don’t get hardly a thank you but one shitty ass monster catcher ball that never fails but it’s only one so whoopdy fucking doo. And when you win every battle and are like the regional champion or whatever you just bum around the country like a fucking loser and that’s it.
So like you wake up in tokyo or some shit with this stupid-ass pin and nobody will talk to you except this one broad who decides that you and her are going to be partners. so now you’ve got to run around the city running errands for this composer guy or you’ll die (even though you’re already dead though?!?!? IDK?!?!) so like, you win but they wont let you come back to life and your bff beat decides to go to the dark side and you have to play the game FOR ANOTHER FUCKING WEEK. So then you team up with this ass-hat josh and he’s always like trying to get in your pants or something and then you win again but they dont like you so you have to play YET ANOTHER WEEK and you team up with that fuck-faced-traitor beat. and then shit goes down that doesn’t make sense and josh turns out to be jesus
the end
some old guy in a fancy spandex outfit goes around hiding in corners making people sleep with a dartgun, gets chased down by robot cows while chasing down some other old guy with a moustache. he gets attacked by people called frogs or some shit before punching the guy with the moustache in the face. he then smokes, coughs up some shit and shoots himself in the face but fails like a douche.
the end
So you’re this summoned dude who this guy summons to help him fight against these people. The leader of the other people asks you to join his side as another option and you choose whatever the fuck. You start off with these shitty cards and you have to battle the opposing side to get cards with roses on them, to summon this really ugly guy, and you have to save everyone from him because everyone’s too much of a fucking idiot to save themselves.
Ta da. :D
ok so the beginning of the game starts out like some demon bitch tries to kill some brat who’s been sleeping for like 2 fucking years (wow wat a LOSER!!!) and then finds out his dad died by choking on a pretzel (altho thats BULLShIT because that old fart died in some war and was reincarnated into some french faggot) SO BECAUSE the little punk is the prince of the netherworld he’s all like “I’M KING” and demons are like “lolno” and he FORGETS TO FIGhT so you gotta teach him to fight again (that little asshat) so then he bumps into so called french faggot I mentioned and the little muscular midget snoots his nose in the air and calls him a midboss because he SEES hIM SOOO LOWER CLASS and he beats your ass over and over and you gotta start the game agAIN and grind your ASS OFF to the next chapter and when you do some loli ascends from heaven to assassinate brat ass but acts super kawaii about it and ends up becoming his slave just like all the every other nigga oh and did I mention that loli was also a social justice warrior too and the brat is like cis scum so it’s no wonder they fight all the time but also make a kawaii couple because he ends up sacrificing his soul in the end to revive her from being a flower and turns into a penguin and yea also he doesn’t like tits either woOPS
Some piece of shit with mommy issues has to like, invade russia or something but get’s his ass busted by his milf of a master. He spends all game trying to correct his UTTER FAILURE alongside a pair of fabulous tits.
